Paladone Henry Hoover Desk Vacuum - Novelty Desktop Cleaner

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Is your work colleague's desk getting absolutely ridiculous with the amount of mess that's on it? Well send them a bit of a message and get them one of these Henry Desk Vaccuum Cleaners. Henry the Hoover is every OCD person's idea of heaven. He clears any mess on your table, makes barely any noise, is battery operated, plus at only 10cm tall he is pretty cool too. He will remove anything from biscuit crumbs to pencil sharpener shavings to keep your desk clutter free for those all important mugs of tea! To empty Henry simple unscrew the top at put the contents in the bin and then he is ready to go again. Looking for a nifty little vacuum to help with the cleaning jobs around your office? Look no further than the Tihoo Mini Portable Desktop Dust Handheld Cordless Vacuum Cleaner! Henry loves a good clean and we promise you will never see that endearing grin disappear from his face, no matter what he has to clear up. He even comes with a handy crevice tool to help you reach those unreachable places! To empty your new friend of all that

This powerful little machine comes with 8500PA of suction power, making it ideal for cleaning up debris and dust from any surface. This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on the stem, obvs. If you actually have one of those on your knob, please see a doctor, you may be at risk of being diagnosed as a plant. Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes You know what your houseplants are crying out for? Dirty. Decorative. Dwarfs.

Unstoppable Cleaning, Built to Last

This mighty little machine is powered by 2 AA batteries (not included) and features high-speed centrifugal fan suction for pretty impressive cleaning power.

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